#1 Between me and a balloon artist (BA)..but not as in BA in the A-Team

BA: Do you want a balloon animal?

F: I would like a feather, can you make a feather?

BA: I can make Jonah and the whale

F: That's nice, but what does that have to do with a feather?

No response from BA...

#2 Lil Man (LM) is in the back seat singing.

LM: Jingle bells, jingle bells, laughing all the way. The reindeer laughed at him all the way. You better watch out Santa Claus is coming to town

F to Sara: Wow, we have a Lil Man medley going on.

LM: IM NOT UGLY!

F: I didn't say you were ugly I said you were singing a medley (then proceeded to explain what a medley is)

#3 Sara, LM and I start singing all together. After about three songs LM says this:

OK stop all of this singing. It's trippin me out.

Where does he come up with this stuff?

Also, if you can explain the connection with Jonah and the whale and a feather please lemme know....