I don't have a problem laughing at myself for stupid/silly things that happen to me or that I do...However, today was overload...Let me share:

1-Arrive at the polls at 645 so I can get to work on time...stand in line for 1 hour...get to work on time...so far so good...sit down at my desk and realize my pants are unzipped...could they have been unzipped the whole time I was in a jr. high gym with 500 of my neighbors...yes, they were...so, to the eclectic group of voters in my precinct including "Unicorn Bun Woman"...you're welcome for the funny story you got to tell your co-workers, friends & family about me today...

2-Hair appointment after work....rushed home to change because I had to be at my nephew's football game that started at 8 in a town that's about 30 minutes away...what time do I pull in my driveway? @8...so I am super quick get ready girl...have to wear jeans because it's a football game...so I grab the new pair that I got over the weekend...check them for tags and such...brush my teeth and leave...I get there in the 3rd quarter...I didn't sit in the bleachers, I chose to stand along the fence with my sister...So...game over and I hear, "Ma'am" repeated several times...then I realize she's talking to me...I prefer Miss by the way...she then proceeds to tell me that I have a sticker on my leg...yeah...I forgot to remove the LONG sticker that repeats the size 457 times...So thanks to my rushing, every football fan in this small town knows what size pants I wear & that apparently I don't wash new clothes before I wear them...and they too have a story to tell their co-workers, family & friends...

Please no pant issues tomorrow...maybe I wont even wear pants...

23 remarks:

That is hilarious....sorry to laugh!!
That is so something I would do and I can only hope that someone would say something to me. :-)

Be glad you actually remembered to put pants on.... :-)

November 4, 2008 at 11:31 PM  

oh. my. god. TWICE IN ONE DAY??? hahahhahah!! i'm so sorry- i'm dying over here!! that's just awful. how's today going???

just stopped by from the roll call over at SITS :)

November 5, 2008 at 8:54 AM  

You should have totally saved these for Friday Confessions! LOL...thanks for the laugh...at your expense...hey, it happens to the best of us :)

I vote no pants!

November 5, 2008 at 10:57 AM  

When things like this happen to me, it always makes me feel better to know that there are people that are even more daggy than i am, so maybe this will help.

There was a girl at the gym yesterday that had her big daggy Nanna undies hanging out the top of her gym pants when she was doing squats AND they were INSIDE OUT with a big tag hanging out, now that is bad :-)

November 5, 2008 at 6:27 PM  

G'day Feather,
Don't we all have days like this - there the days I'd like to stay home but never mind we all live through them & come out the other end with a fantastic sense of humour ... OOroo ... Bethel of Bethania

November 6, 2008 at 2:35 AM  

you are suppose to wash your new cloths before you wear them???? that is the very reason i buy them...cause they are clean.

November 6, 2008 at 7:57 AM  


BTW, did you win the costume contest?

November 6, 2008 at 4:21 PM  

I am laughing with you not at you!

November 6, 2008 at 5:10 PM  

Oh Sister, that has happened to me....unzipped with the sticker on them, that would be the XL sitcker when I was pregnant but not telling yet....so felt FAT for sure! Fat and Stupid!

November 6, 2008 at 5:52 PM  

That was hilarious!!! Um..I went to lunch yesterday, sat down, looked down and guess what...my zipper was wide open! That is exactly what I get for busting out with laughter at your Twitter when you told us they were unzipped!

November 6, 2008 at 7:26 PM  

Unfortunately we didn't win as a group...however...Gladys Knight won first place for individual costume...

November 6, 2008 at 9:00 PM  

LOL Oops! :0P

I don't wash new pants before I wear them, most of the time, either. ;0)

March 9, 2009 at 1:17 AM  

HAHA... well, I've done both of those, so don't feel too bad about it.

March 9, 2009 at 1:23 AM  

Too funny! I too have done the same thing. :)

March 9, 2009 at 7:34 AM  

I'm pretty sure I've left that sticker on my pants too. Oops. :0)

March 9, 2009 at 7:51 AM  

That's too funny, what are the odds in twice in one day.

Visiting from SITS, by the way, I don't wash new clothes first either. :-)

March 9, 2009 at 8:20 AM  

LOL! Too funny! I think I've left that darn sticker on my pants before, too... ;)

Happy SITS Day! :)

March 9, 2009 at 9:41 AM  

I think they put those stickers on the jeans just for moments like that. Why else? Do people really need that big of a sticker telling them the size 457 times? I think not.

March 9, 2009 at 9:51 AM  

Sounds like you have pants problems!! Glad you can find the humor in it!

March 9, 2009 at 10:30 AM  

One of my girls wore the same sticker on new pants to church.
She wears size 14Long SLIM so it was like a badge of honor!
I stuck it on the back of my NOT
14L SLIM leg but it fooled no one.

March 9, 2009 at 11:47 AM  

Visiting from SITS, and this is hilarious! I have to admit that I have made the "sticker on the pants" mistake also. Luckily my son informed me before I left the house.

March 9, 2009 at 11:50 AM  

that is too funny. I am with you everyone should just ditch pants!

March 9, 2009 at 1:23 PM  


I hate that I can totally identify with this post. :)

March 9, 2009 at 11:12 PM  

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