So, I did watch the first American Gladiators(AG)...Didn't really watch the new one this year...but I did always wonder what my name would be on the show...Feather is unique, but doesn't have the same intimidating affect as Ice or Storm...I like the whole "bird" theme...what about Falcon, Talon or Roadrunner? Ok, I'll go with Falcon...So, my new AG name is Falcon...like a bird...Well, here I am at a jousting match: The announcer in perfect wannabe sportscaster tone says, "Falcon, gracefully steadies herself on the individual jousting tower. Her layman opponent is still struggling...This match may already be won..."
"The match has begun...look at Falcon's stance...she uses textbook fundamentals...look at the fear in the opponent's eye...
"Folks, you have witnessed history...after only a few swings, Falcon has been defeated! Not sure what happened here today fans, but wait..."
"Falcon struck her opponent after the duel and got even...not the type of sportsmanship we like to see here on American Gladiators...but you have to do what you have to do...and Falcon did..."
"See ya next week!"
(thanks Paula for the match...but wait til next time)