We have a burger place...several actually...called Johnnie's Charcoal Broiler...not sure if you have them or not...but it is ga-oood...the way you know what burger you want is by the number...see, I am so a number 9...Cheeseburger - (Cheese Theta) w/Johnnie’s Sauce, Mayo & Pickles...in fact, their slogan is "Crave your own #"...this is important info...I promise...

well, a few years ago I was working in retail...we had a Johnnie's not too far from the "bullseyed" place I was employed...I was working in an aisle and I heard these two ladies' conversation on the next aisle (this may not be verbatim...but you'll get the gist):

Lady A: I am so glad our shift is over

Lady B: Me too...

Lady A: It was so crowded, I am tired.

Lady B: I cannot wait to get home to shower and change clothes...

Lady A: I know...I smell like a number 2

my inner third grader laughed...a little bit later they walked passed the aisle I was on and they both had on Johnnie's shirts...

In case you're wondering...a Johnnie's #2 is Old Fashioned - With Mustard, Pickles & Onions...

and in this case...I would have to agree...she did smell like "this" #2