We have a burger place...several actually...called Johnnie's Charcoal Broiler...not sure if you have them or not...but it is ga-oood...the way you know what burger you want is by the number...see, I am so a number 9...Cheeseburger - (Cheese Theta) w/Johnnie’s Sauce, Mayo & Pickles...in fact, their slogan is "Crave your own #"...this is important info...I promise...

well, a few years ago I was working in retail...we had a Johnnie's not too far from the "bullseyed" place I was employed...I was working in an aisle and I heard these two ladies' conversation on the next aisle (this may not be verbatim...but you'll get the gist):

Lady A: I am so glad our shift is over

Lady B: Me too...

Lady A: It was so crowded, I am tired.

Lady B: I cannot wait to get home to shower and change clothes...

Lady A: I know...I smell like a number 2

my inner third grader laughed...a little bit later they walked passed the aisle I was on and they both had on Johnnie's shirts...

In case you're wondering...a Johnnie's #2 is Old Fashioned - With Mustard, Pickles & Onions...

and in this case...I would have to agree...she did smell like "this" #2

11 remarks:

Ok, now I smell like number 1. I am cracking up so hard. I am 12 years old laughing at that...but too funny. Thanks for sharing.

March 12, 2009 at 6:56 PM  

That's sunny. Well atleast she didn't smell like the "Original" #2!! PEEEEWWWWW

March 12, 2009 at 7:12 PM  

That was funny...but what's funnier is that your blog's music started and I didn't realize my speakers were on and it's all bedtime quiet here at my house and I about scared the #2 outta myself!

March 12, 2009 at 8:49 PM  

wow, I'm totally 12 again because I just giggled a lot about that.

March 12, 2009 at 11:47 PM  

Eavesdropping is the BEST! LOL ☺ Too funny!

Hope you're having a fabulous Friday!!

March 13, 2009 at 2:36 PM  

How funny, but I so was not thinking that when you said #2 the first time.

March 13, 2009 at 5:36 PM  


March 13, 2009 at 8:20 PM  

You make me laugh!

March 13, 2009 at 9:09 PM  

Well, I don't know your burger joint, but I can definitely say that there are a few Mexican restaurant that I enjoy and when *I* leave I smell like a fajita. For some reason it smells good when you're in there... and not so much when you've left.

March 14, 2009 at 7:02 PM  


March 15, 2009 at 12:00 AM  

Hahahahhaha Hilarious!

(We don't have Johnnie's here. Never heard of them till right now. lol)

March 15, 2009 at 8:03 PM  

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