So, today I ventured to Andy Alligator's Fun Park for a relative's birthday...There are go carts, miniature golf, video games and more...Lil Man wanted to participate, of course, because it looks fun! But since he is too small to do the go carts and bumper boats alone, I got to assist...And this filled me with joy!

So we're loading in the bumper boats (after he put on the appropriate safety gear)...I look down the row of boats and we have 3 boats that have preteen girls in them and 1 boat with the birthday girl and her cousin...then Lil Man and me...I told him that we were so going to win and take these girls out...He agreed..So right off the bat, I put my thumbs on the triggers and started attacking...Lil Man just looks as though he's along for the ride...Listen here buddy, I won't be able to do this alone...you'll need to step up your game...

Good job!...You push the trigger as I maneuver this with my crazy bumper boat maneuvering skills...Now we're working as a team...
Lil Man do you see her? Look over here...We are so going to surprise her...She has no idea...Let me get this boat turned around... AHHHHH such a better angle...See the determination in my face? Jake has a determined look too, you just can't see it due to the happy, unexpected head of our target...We got her!
But here the birthday girl was targeted...Jake and I came away barely wet...I can't say that for the others...